Vax That Thang Up? Nah

The effort to #VaxTheBlacks continues. Afrocentric dating app BLK is trying to use sex to sell Blacks on the vax. Tinder tried to incentivize its users to take the experimental vaccines, and the Blacks, always wanting to prove that “they be equal” to the mighty White man, have released the abomination known as “Vax That Thang Up” upon the world.

Take a look at this bullshit right here:

In all honesty, I liked Juvenile’s “Back That Azz Up” when it came out in the late 90’s. It had a catchy beat, and it had the word “Azz” in it. It was edgy and cool for my elementary-school-aged mind. Other ass-related songs that I enjoyed include Iggy Pop’s “Butt Town” and Bad Ass Billy Gunn’s entrance theme.

This remixed version gets an F.

If BLK really cared about the health of the Black community, perhaps they would release a song called “Wrap That Thang Up”? You know, to prevent STDs and unwanted pregnancies?

Perhaps a song about picking those books up? Maybe stack that crypto up?

Perhaps a music video with well-groomed, well-behaved Black people (voting for Trump) instead of a collection of degenerate nignogs and stinking sheboons shaking their asses?

At any rate, as you know, shot or not, incels are not going to get any play on dating apps (iNcels with a capitol ‘N’ in this case). These thots only want Chad (or Tyrone on BLK), so you can “Vax That Thang Up” all you want, but if you don’t have the looks, you will still be oiling those hands up for a night with Ms. Palmer and Booty Talk 88.

Glad that I am an interracial c00nservative and will not be touching BLK (or any other dating apps for that matter). For what it’s worth, my rule is that if she’s taken the jab, she won’t get the slab.