The 2020’s got off to a rocky start with race riots, lockdowns, disputed elections, and the deaths of Kobe Bryant and DMX. To make matters worse, experimental vaccines are being marketed to the public under the guise that “thing will go back to normal” if they take the jab. Like at least 20% of surveyed Americans, I say no thanks to that. Given some of the horrendous side effects of the vaccines and potential long-term effects, I would rather risk the virus than the vaccine.
There are, however, the consumers and cucks. We shall call them the vaxxcels. They are willing and even eager to serve as living lab rats for some pissant trinkets. Here are four of the most ridiculous and sickening ways that the jab is being marketed. Why four, you ask? Fittingly, four (四) is a number associated with death (死) in Chinese culture.
What the Fuck is That? A Krispy Kreme Donut
Anyone showing proof of COVID-19 vaccination can receive a free glazed donut from Krispy Kreme. So much for promoting good health, eh? The risk of heart inflammation is absolutely worth a sickeningly sweet Krispy Kreme donut. If you are really interested in your health, stay away from excessive carbs and eat a lean, healthy diet. You’re better off optimizing nutrition and getting exercise than taking the jab and gobbling down a nasty-ass donut.
College Courses
I have always been an advocate of education but given the madness that they are pushing in universities these days, I am starting to question the value of college degrees. Public universities in California are forcing students, staff, and faculty to get the jab, except for those with medical or religious exemptions. This goes lock-step with the heavily leftist biased material being taught.
Metropolitan Community College in Kansas City recently had a vaccination clinic with Jill Biden as a special guest. They even offered scholarships for vaccinated students for 3 credit hours. This must have been a Democrat’s wet dream; it’s not loan forgiveness but 3 whole credits at a community college is a small step towards your socialist paradise…
For the record, I am still in favor of education and learning, but having an experimental gene-altering vaxx is a price that is not worth paying just to become a more effective wagecuck.
Tinder and Online Dating Apps
Online dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble have added profile badges for users that have verified their vaccination status. OKCupid reports that vaccinated users received 14% more matches in their app. Maybe some of you incels will finally get a Stacy to swipe right on you. Who am I kidding; anyone well-versed in Sl00t Studies 101 knows that GigaChad is going to get all of the matches regardless of vaccination status. At least incels will not have to worry about the jab sterilizing them since they were probably genetic terminals anyway.
Strip Clubs
Since you vaxxcels will not be getting any sweet, sweet Tinder poon, why not take a trip to Vegas and get vaccinated at one of the city’s many strip clubs? Strip clubs in Las Vegas, New Orleans, and other cities are offering free drinks for patrons that have gotten the vaccine. They’ll even get free dances from fully vaccinated strippers. Hooray! At least you know those strippers probably passed on their genes. They have to feed their kids at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor because they’re hungry…
Some are even offering walk-in vaccination clinics on their premises. This shows that those pushing the jab are just as desperate to inject their poison on the population as the lonely men are to inject their “jab” into less-then-desirable women.
Vaccine Mania is Disgusting
This is all the more reason why I encourage you, dear reader, to begin investing and prepping. With vaccine mania running wild, do not be surprised if you lose your job or your prospects are reduced if you refuse to take the jab. Oh, and you’ll probably still have to wear your mask like a good cuck too.
Develop skills, build networks, spend money on appreciating assets, and prep your mind, body, and resources. We are likely in for a bumpy ride this decade, and that is if the track doesn’t run us smack-dab into the ground at 450 knots.
