Feminazis Want to Dictate my Dick

Photo from the seafood bar
Not a beautiful crowd. Good band though.

Not just mine, but yours too most likely. If you are not a high profile alpha male, and especially if you are a Black man, the hard feminists believe that they can tell you whom to bone. They even want to tell you who you should be attracted to. We all know about movements like fat acceptance that try to force us to believe that fat rolls are the same as feminine curves, well, I had first-hand experience with women trying to tell me what to do and whom to do last Saturday.

Not wanting my already limited social abilities to atrophy, I decided to hit some local bars. The weekend is usually when they have live music events, typically jazz or funk bands. After hitting three venues with nothing going on, I drove across town to a bar and grill that has some great fish and chips, but some horrendous looking female clients.

I was really feeling the music, so I hit the dance floor. Sure, it may not be cool to dance alone, but it wasn’t a target-rich environment (the only Asian chick there was some ambiguous cougar), and I just had to get down, even if it was on my own. My moderate dancing skills attracted the attention of three women: a decent-looking Latina, a sub-mediocre White chick, and a porcine White woman. They beckoned me over, and I danced with them a bit, focusing my attention on the Latina, who looked the best of the three. I wouldn’t have smashed, but I didn’t mind dancing with her.

After a couple of songs, the landwhale of the bunch pointed out what looked to be a mentally handicapped woman dancing on her own. “You should dance with her!”

I shook my head, “Nah.”

“Come on! We had pity for you when we saw you dancing alone.”

Pity? PITY? What, bitch? You should be paying me to dance in proximity to your hamburgling ass.

“I didn’t ask for pity,” I responded. I then left the dance floor and headed back to the bar where I ran into a friend of mine.

Now, I don’t have anything in particular against mentally ill, handicapped, or special needs individuals. I’ve donated to charities that help this class of people and I have worked with special needs kids. I’m not going to be forced to dance with them though, at least not until the top 100 hottest Taiwanese women are forced to give it up to Black men, and you other Brothas only get access to them after I have personally sampled each one. Sorry guys.

The handicapped lady is not the villain of this story.

I wish her well, but as always, I’m looking out for myself and my goals.

The villain is the fatty-boom-batty that thought that she could tell me what to do like her ancestors did to mine. To further insult me, she said that she and her friends pitied me. I didn’t need any fucking pity when I was just enjoying the music, dancing, and having a good time. Why the hell would I cry over not being able to get at women that I am not attracted to, and in fact, am repulsed by?

If this happens to you, do not acquiesce. Do not feel ashamed to say no when a woman is not up to your standards. Do not succumb to thirst. Do not be a janitor of the sexual market. Black men especially, I hope that you are listening. It’s time to boycott fat chicks and the other cruds that society, both the SJWs and White supremacists/anti-Blackists wish to relegate us to.

  • FlorianUlrich

    Nice word, “Fatty-boom-batty”. I always thought the 5-7 range of girls (if you want to use such rating system) are the toughest and can be most unpleasant. The really hot girls know how to act and will let men down politely that no one feels bad in the end. The not-so-hot ones know that they can’t really attract the most accomplished guys, yet society tells them they are special and are entitled to the best men out there. So they often become arrogant, bratty and demanding and look down on others.

    • It might depend on the man and the environment, but girls in the 5-8 range tend to give my the most play and the best treatment. I’m not Adonis, so super “huwatt” girls tend to look down on me, and ugg-fuggs tend to have entitlement issues. I suppose that the girls in the average range might think highly of themselves in environments where there aren’t many decent-looking women, and due to the combination of thirsty guys and “you-go-girl-ism”.

      • FlorianUlrich

        True. Maybe I am a bit too critical here. In any case, I tend to click with 10% of those “normal” girls. Sometimes it’s just a matter of being in a large enough venue to find them.

  • Dude! I feel your pain as this has happened to me when I was a single man on the prowl for some tail! As always it’s always the ugly ones who try to tell you who you should bang and shit.

    Personally I do not know why they act as if I’m sweating them when in reality I was doing them a favor.

    You did the right thing Admiral! I would have gone back to the bar and finished my drink and chilled.

    Some of these chicks I swear think that we are idiots and desperate.

    Great post Admiral

    • I appreciate your comment. Yes, it is important not to let desperation and thirst set in. I guess that there are so many thirsty dudes out there that women just assume that every man will take the crap that they have to offer.

  • I’ve never had this situation happen to me, but I can empathize with it.

  • Benjamin Disraeli

    Fat white women have a primitive tropism towards strong black men, but rarely know how to act.
    I apologize on behalf of white men everywhere that we never beat the fat off that ass and it annoyed you.

    • Unlike many of my contemporaries, I am unwilling to be the garbage man. I’m relatively safe here in the Middle Kingdom, but some have made their way over here too.

      Thanks for your comment.

  • It’s Shaun!!!

    I read this the day it came out but it hit me like a TON of bricks a few weeks back. Western women DO like to try and control their man. Dictate what we do and how we do it and when we can do it.

    I came to this realization when I was talking to one of my friends back at home. I love her to death but something just hit me when it came to what she said we’ll do when (or if) she comes here to Korea to see me. It wasn’t just her. It was some other women that i’ve dealt with my first time in here.

    So surreal!

    • That’s one of the perks to living in Asia; there is a lot less of this going on (local men and married men might get henpecked more, from what I hear). Black men are still subjugated to a degree by our position in the dating arena, and by ugly-ass Western women seeing us as the last resort since other foreigners are going to be way too busy enjoying the local delicacies.

      Thanks for the comment.